A redneck goes to a pharmacist and says: I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a' dem rubbers gonna cosplayt me?
The pharmacist responds: A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax.
To which the redneck replies: TACKS1! Gawd a' mighty2, don't they stay on by themselves.
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