成人笑话|Deer

A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city kids in her fourth-grade class could identify.
She drew a picture of a cow on the blackboard and said, Who can tell me what this is?
A little girl raised her hand.
Yes, Janie, what do you think it is?
It's a cow, teacher.
Very good, Janie, said the teacher.
Then she drew a picture of a pig, and a little boy answered correctly. She drew several other barnyard animals and was unable to stump^{1 the class. Finally, she decided2 to try something a little more difficult. She drew a stag with a large spread of antlers. The kids just stared, but nobody offered an answer.
I'll give you a hint, said the teacher. What does your mommy call your daddy when she's trying to be 'lovey-dovey'?
Instantly, little Johnny raised his hand and said, I know, Teacher. It's a big horny bastard3!}