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成人笑话|Little Johnny

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Little Johnny's Christmas
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of
it. He decided1 to ask his shrink2 what to do.
The shrink said, Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what
he wants Santa to bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish
list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gift or gifts he requests.
Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted for
Christmas. I want a damn3 teddy-bear laying right beside me when I
wake-up.. When I go downstairs I want to see a damn train going around the
damn tree.. And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up
against the damn garage.
Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a pile of
dog poop. Confused, he walked down stairs and saw another pile under the
tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog
poop by the garage.
When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad
smiled and asked, What did Santa bring you this year?
Johnny replied, I think I got a damn dog but I can't find the
son-of-a-bitch!


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