欢迎来到江沪英语网

宗教笑话|Religious One-Liners

来源:www.hnqinglei.com 2024-07-30
Bumper1 Sticker:
If all else fails
read the instructions



Bumper Sticker:
Prepare for your FINALS
Read the Bible


Clara: My pastor2 is so good he can talk on any subject for an hour.
Sarah: That's nothing! My pastor can talk for an hour without a subject!


At an atheist3 funeral: Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go.


相关文章推荐

02

04

宗教笑话|Who want to go to heaven 哪个想去天

The preacher was vexed1(生气的) because a certain member of his congregation(集合,聚会) always fell asleep during the sermon.As

02

04

宗教笑话|Story of Elijah

The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She e

02

04

宗教笑话|Sunday School Message

Sunday after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about.The daughter answered, Don't be scare

12

23

宗教笑话|LIFE IN THE OLD DOG YET?

This elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera, and an

11

04

宗教笑话|Bulletin Bloopers

1. Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after

11

04

宗教笑话|Fallen

An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery. During one Sunday's sermon he told them, If one mo

09

17

宗教笑话|Holy Water

One morning a man came into the church on crutches1. He sTOPped in front of the holy water, put some on both legs, and t

09

17

宗教笑话|Some Improvements in Hell

An engineer died and ended up in Hell. Soon, he became dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell, and began designi

08

15

宗教笑话|Seeing a child in need

One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother's broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it

07

30

宗教笑话|Vow of Silence

At a remote monastery1 deep in the woods, the monks2 followed a rigid4 vow5 of silence. This vow could only be broken on