Carol was reading a newspaper, while her husband was
engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out
laughing. Listen to this, she said. There's a
classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap1
his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.
Hmmm, her husband said, not looking up from his
magazine.
Teasing him, Carol said, Would you swap me for a
season ticket?
Absolutely not, he said.
How sweet, Carol said. Tell me why not.
Season's more than half over, he said.
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