动物笑话|Jesus is Watching

Late one night, a burgler broke into a house. As he tiptoed through the living room, he heard a voice say: Jesus is watching you!
Nothing happened, so the burgler crept forward again. Jesus is watching you - said the voice.
The burgler sTOPped dead in his tracks. He looked around. In a dark corner he spotted^{1 a bird cage with a parrot in it.
Was that you who said Jesus is watching me? he asked.
Yes said the parrot.
The burgler breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot, What's your name?
Clarence answered the bird. That's a dumb name for a parrot, sneered2 the burgler. What idiot named you Clarence?
The parrot's answer: The same idiot who named the Bulldog, Jesus.}