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双语笑话|好消息和坏消息

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Good News And Bad News"There's good news and bad news," the porce lawyer told his client. "I could sure use some good news," sighed the client. "What's it?" "Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement." "And the bad news?" "After the porce, she's marrying your father."好消息和坏消息有好消息,也有坏消息,离婚律师告诉他的当事人。我总能听到一些好消息吧,当事人叹了口气说,是什么好消息? 你老婆没需要将你将来的继承财产也划入裁决的范围。 那样坏消息呢? 离婚将来,她将与你爸爸结婚。


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