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儿童笑话|I'm ashamed of you

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I'm ashamed1 of you, the mother said2. Fighting3 with your best friend is a terrible4 thing to do!

He threw a rock at me! the boy said. So I threw one at him.

The mother stated5 emphatically, When he threw a rock at you, you should have come to me.

The boy quickly replied6, What good would7 that have done? My aim8 is much better than yours.


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