双语笑话|请朋友吃饭

Friend for Dinner

Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.

What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy^{1 meal!}

I know all that.

Then why did you invite a friend for supper?

Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married.

请朋友吃饭

亲爱的，老公对老婆说：我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。

什么？你疯了吗？大家的房屋乱糟糟的，我很长时间没买过东西回来了，所有些碗碟都是脏的，还有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚饭。

这类我全都了解。

那你为何还要邀请朋友回来吃晚饭？

由于那个可怜的笨蛋正考虑要结婚呢。