A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward1, she told him she was pregnant2. Not wanting his wife to know he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
But how will I let you know the baby is born? she asked.
He replied, Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses. Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and fly to Italy.
Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained.
Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means.
The doctor said, Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you.
Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack.
Paramedics（护理职员） rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma3 had precipitated4 the cardiac arrest.
So the wife picked up the card and read Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.
有一个大夫和他的护士有一腿，后来他的护士告诉他，她怀孕了。大夫不想让太太了解，于是乎他给了护士一笔钱，并告诉她携带钱去意大利把孩子生下来。
护士问说：那我要怎么样叫你了解孩子子出生了呢？
大夫回答：就寄个名信片，上面写个 意大利面条在背面就能了，我会照顾你所有些成本的。这护士于是拿了钱飞往意大利。
六个月过去了，有一天大夫的太太打电话给大夫说：
亲爱的，我收到一张明信片，从欧洲寄来的，但不了解讲些什么？
大夫跟太太说道，等我回去后再讲解给你听。
那天晚上，大夫回到家，看了那张名信片后便心脏病发倒在地板上。
医护职员快点送进急诊室，这个时候主治大夫站到大夫的太太旁边安慰道：是什么创痛让他忽然心脏病发？
他太太拿起那张名信片，念道意大利面条，意大利面条，意大利面条，意大利面条两个有附香肠和肉圆，两个没。
