2051
a little pitchfork
for Christmas, huh,
2052
so we can put you
on a can of Underwood ham.
2053
I'm sorry that I can't make
little ''poop'' sounds
2054
and I can't make
little things
2055
that tell people
when I wanna do things.
2056
And guess what?
2057
I can make
a sign to you, too.
2058
How's that for a sign?
2059
Uh-oh. Look, Bernie's gone up
on the stage. Come.
2060
Now, to say a few words,
2061
one of the great
registered nurses of all time,
2062
Gaylord Myron Focker.
2063
Come on,
let's give it up to Gay.
2064
Give it up to him.
2065
Bernie Focker!
2066
I love the shirt, Dad.
2067
Thank you. All right.
2068
It's great to be here
with all of you
2069
as I am about to set sail
2070
in my ship of life,
2071
with my first mate,
2072
the beautiful young
blonde lass over there.
2073
Hey, baby.
2074
I love you, honey.
2075
I still masturbate to Pam.
2076
Greg.
2077
What? It's true.
2078
Honey, what?
Come on, you're hot.
2079
Look at her.
2080
Look at those boobs. Man!
2081
I just wanna--
2082
I just wanna lather1 them up
with soap and just...
2083
I love it.
2084
Man, I just wanna-- just wanna
nestle in there
2085
and just take
a little vacation in there.
2086
Honey.
2087
Honey, what? I'm sorry.
2088
Okay, excuse me
for you being perfect.
2089
Hey, you know
who else is great?
2090
That woman over there.
2091
My future mother-in-law,
Dina Byrnes.
2092
You know, they say
if you really wanna know
2093
what a woman
will look like
2094
when she gets older, you
should look at her mother.
2095
Well, I'm a lookin'
and I'm a likin'.
2096
Look at her! Sweetness!
2097
Good genes,
the Byrnes gene2 pool.
2098
Hey, hey, you.
2099
Yeah, you.
2100
Hold on.
