影视英语|剪刀手爱德华 上集－1

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Snuggle in, sweetie! It's cold out there.

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Why is it snowing, Grandma?
Where does it come from?

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Oh, that's a long story, sweetheart.

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- I wanna hear.
- Not tonight. Go to sleep.

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I'm not sleepy. Tell me, please.

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Well, all right.

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Let's see...

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I guess it would have to start with scissors!

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Scissors?

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Well, there are all kinds of scissors.

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And once there was even a man
who had scissors for hands.

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- A man?
- Yes.

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- Hands scissors?
- No, scissor hands.

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You know the mansion^{1
on TOP of the mountain?}

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It's haunted^2.

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Well...

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A long time ago

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an inventor lived in that mansion.

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He made many things, I suppose.

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He also created a man.

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He gave him insides,
a heart, a brain, everything.

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Well, almost everything.

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You see, the inventor was very old.

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He died before he got to finish
the man he invented.

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So the man was left by himself,

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incomplete and all alone.

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He didn't have a name?

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Of course he had a name.

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His name was Edward.

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Avon calling!

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- Weren't you just here?
- No, not since last season!

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Today I've come to show you our ex quisite
new line of softer colors, in shadows,

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blushes, and lipstick^3.

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Everything you need to accent and highlight
your changing look.

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My changing look. That's good!

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I also have a complete selection
of your old favorites,

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those tried and true products we've all
come to depend on year in and year out.

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Come on, Peg,
I never buy anything from you.

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I know. Bye, Helen.

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You didn't have to call me, ma'am.
You could have taken care of this by yourself.

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I could? I don't think so.

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It's easy. Your food trap's clogged^{4, that's all.}

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See this bolt^{5 here? You just unscrew this...}

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And out she pops.

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On TV they say you repairmen
are a lonely bunch.

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Housewives get lonely too, though you may
not realize it since they haven't made an ad.

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And then you just take this and put it back in
here nice and easy. Be careful not to force it.

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And then you just screw^{6 this back on.}

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Now who could that be?

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Will you ex cuse me for a moment?